help, I need a duffel for my backpacks and tools to build my toolshed

Ashley: I’m thinking about storage problems and solutions.  We need to identify problem areas and make a plan to address them.  The entryway, music area, tools, linens, food.

Levon: Well what first?

Ashley: I think the music area and tools.

Levon: What if we just address this area right here (motioning a halo over his head)

Ashley: Yes.  Pretty much.

Levon: So basically I could solve a lot of the problem if I got another place.

Ashley: Yes.  You can have one of the new wardrobes from the neighbor as a going-away gift.

Levon:

Ashley: I have it worked out.  Do you want your keyboard set up?

Levon: Yes.

Ashley: Could it be set up on that table (pointing to the crate on two saw horses)?

Levon: (with gusto) No.  That’s too high.

Ashley: If you had a high seat?

Levon: No, wouldn’t work.

Ashley: Well where do you want it set up?

Levon: Hang on.  (typing).  I understand it’s terrible to look at.  What if I hung curtains around my studio?

Ashley: Maybe you could have a teepee.

Levon: (Laughs)

Ashley: I don’t need you to build curtains, I need you to tell me how you want your music area set up.

Levon: No, I just need to do a better job organizing.  I don’t like putting it back when I get home with it.  That’s the problem.

Ashley: Yeah I know that’s the problem.  (and then) I wonder if there’s a way to put a backing on it so there’s not wires and cords?

Levon: You mean like one of my piano stands? (referring to old deconstructed pianos that he makes into shells)

Ashley: I’m not crazy about that yellow one.  But if you want to finish it, that would look better.  I’d even like it if you just had a little table or something.  I think I just don’t like the X stand.

Levon: Sigh. That’s why I buy guitars.

Ashley: So you don’t want your keyboard?

Levon: It’s not mine to want.

Ashley: So you wanna give it back? (referring that it’s borrowed from our church)

Levon:  Let’s address the tool problem.

Ashley: No seriously.  I don’t want you to not have a place for your music, I just want it to be clutter free.

Levon:  Yeah me too.  A baby grand piano with headphones.

Ashley: Yeah…I want Addair to sleep, but I want reassurance that he’s breathing.  He’s been quiet for too long.  Do you think I should check on him?

Levon: Check on him.

(she tip toes upstairs and Levon waits)

(waits)

(typing “w..a..i..t..s”)

Ashley: (giving thumbs up and coming back down) So everything that doesn’t sell Saturday, do you think we can take to Goodwill?

Levon: yup

Ashley: So Saturday we can clean the house and be clutter free!

Levon: yes.

Ashley: even the piano?

Levon: well, I would play it. but it’s so loud and you have to listen.

Ashley: I don’t mind.  I’ve told you that.

Levon: (silent, typing and texting some guy about a nazi belt buckle)

Ashley: Are you answering me on the blog and just not telling me?

Levon: No! It’s this crazy guy negotiating with me and then saying he can’t meet until Saturday.

Ashley: You’re making me sound mean on there, I know it, and you think it’s funny.

Levon: No I’m not.

Ashley: I want this ladies house (from a magazine)

Levon: I’ll build whatever you want.  I think we should talk about my tool situation.

 

 

 

Reader Comments (6)

  1. Brian said:

    You guys are so funny. Seriously, I check this blog every morning at work for a quick pick-me-up. Thanks for the honesty!

    Reply

    • Levon said:

      glad to hear from you and thanks for reading

      Reply

  2. heather reingruber said:

    I was highly entertained reading this. It’s funny how that organizing monster creeps up on you. Do you have a box or container of old cords? You know, old chargers, power cords that might be “needed” some day? heehee.

    Reply

    • Levon said:

      yesssssss. and i ALWAYS find it useful. hahaha

      Reply

  3. Dena Wise said:

    In case you’re drawing battle lines here, I’m on Ashley’s side.

    Still faithfully following your blogs. Hope you are all well. Bring Kentucky by to see us sometimes.

    Reply

    • Levon said:

      so good to hear from you and we sure will

      Reply

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